King of the Bed

One bed + two cats = claws at dawn. Yoda clearly tries to use his Jedi mind powers before resorting to violence. The solution? Two identical beds with a barrier in between! Anyone who doesn't have cats will think there's not a lot going on at times, cat owners out there will realise that the most intense psychological warefare is being waged and all bare skin should be covered or removed from the vicinity pronto!